The FOGCast is back in town, and we're joined by a special guest: Jack Eichel! The full transcript of this episode is under the cut. Enjoy!
December 9, 2015
December 4, 2015
In a season riddled from controversy stemming from the addition of 3-on-3 to the All Star Game and nothing else, it's pivotal that everything goes as smoothly as humanely possible. This year's fan vote allows fans of the NHL to pick team captains, and luckily, FOGSQUAD is here to help you decide who to vote for!
November 29, 2015
Exciting times at FOGSquad headquarters. Here are some amazing facts that your favorite pseudojournalists/Kevin Kurz enthusiasts* have gathered!
November 12, 2015
And all of them boil down to: "because I said so."
October 22, 2015
As an NHL Player, you're undoubtedly going to be invited to a few Halloween parties. Lacking ideas? FOGsquad is here to help!
October 19, 2015
It's time for the second and final installment of everyone's favourite FOGSquad guest column!
October 16, 2015
Have you ever wondered what kind of dog your favourite team is? Here you go, unless your favourite team plays in the eastern conference:
October 14, 2015
it was
Apparently something like a "regular season ice hockey game" happened last Wednesday at approximately 8 PM PST, but I was too busy "exercising" and "being at an ice hockey practice" and "failing to score a goal unless it was a garbage goal" to watch. However, I will recap this game as best as I possibly can.
October 7, 2015
We're so close to the start of the new season, everyone! To whet your appetite, here's a quick rundown on the best happenings of last season.
September 5, 2015
In preparation for the upcoming 2015-16 season, FOGSquad will post a season primer of every NHL team every other day until the beginning of the season on October 7th. This is thus part thirteen of a thirty part series. We hope you enjoy!
September 3, 2015
In preparation for the upcoming 2015-16 season, FOGSquad will post a season primer of every NHL team every other day until the beginning of the season on October 7th. This is thus part twelve of a thirty part series. We hope you enjoy!
September 1, 2015
In preparation for the upcoming 2015-16 season, FOGSquad will post a season primer of every NHL team every other day until the beginning of the season on October 7th. This is thus part eleven of a thirty part series. We hope you enjoy!
August 30, 2015
In preparation for the upcoming 2015-16 season, FOGSquad will post a season primer of every NHL team every other day until the beginning of the season on October 7th. This is thus part ten of a thirty part series. We hope you enjoy!
August 28, 2015
In preparation for the upcoming 2015-16 season, FOGSquad will post a season primer of every NHL team every other day until the beginning of the season on October 7th. This is thus part nine of a thirty part series. We hope you enjoy!
August 26, 2015
In preparation for the upcoming 2015-16 season, FOGSquad will post a season primer of every NHL team every other day until the beginning of the season on October 7th. This is thus part eight of a thirty part series. We hope you enjoy!
August 22, 2015
In preparation for the upcoming 2015-16 season, FOGSquad will post a season primer of every NHL team every other day until the beginning of the season on October 7th. This is thus part seven of a thirty part series. We hope you enjoy!
August 20, 2015
In preparation for the upcoming 2015-16 season, FOGSquad will post a season primer of every NHL team every other day until the beginning of the season on October 7th. This is thus part seven of a thirty part series. We hope you enjoy!
August 16, 2015
In preparation for the upcoming 2015-16 season, FOGSquad will post a season primer of every NHL team every other day (God willing) until the beginning of the season on October 7th. This is thus part five of a thirty part series. We hope you enjoy!
August 14, 2015
In preparation for the upcoming 2015-16 season, FOGSquad will post a season primer of every NHL team every other day until the beginning of the season on October 7th. This is thus part four of a thirty part series. We hope you enjoy!
August 12, 2015
In preparation for the upcoming 2015-16 season, FOGSquad will post a season primer of every NHL team every other day until the beginning of the season on October 7th. This is thus part three of a thirty part series. We hope you enjoy!
August 8, 2015
In preparation for the upcoming 2015-16 season, FOGSquad will post a season primer of every NHL team every other day until the beginning of the season on October 7th. This is thus part two of a thirty part series. We hope you enjoy!
August 6, 2015
In preparation for the upcoming 2015-16 season, FOGSquad is proud to announce that a deeply researched article concerning every team in the NHL will be posted every other day until the beginning of the season on October 7th. This is thus part one of a thirty part series. We hope you enjoy!
July 16, 2015
Seriously that's all this is
July 15, 2015
Have you ever wondered who on the San Jose Sharks is the most skilled? Boring, right? Well, how about the most dadly? Got your attention now, don't I?
June 30, 2015
Have you ever wondered how these retired hockey players stay lean even after their careers ended? Read on to find out!
June 26, 2015
We know that trades can be distressing and scary, so FOGSquad is here to help! Keep checking back as we update this post with the latest trade information and analysis.
June 25, 2015
Welcome back to FOGSquad! As you may know, the 2014-2015 NHL season ended in confusion, as Gary Bettman stopped the Stanley Cup Playoffs prematurely for reasons only he knows. However, there is plenty to look forward to when it comes to the 2015-2016 NHL season: new games, new players, and new agonies. To prepare for the draft that is occurring today, we're going to give you a comprehensive, deeply researched list of the best draft picks.
May 28, 2015
We all have an aesthetic, even if you don't want to accept that you have one. An aesthetic near and dear to the Squad's heart is floral jock, aka soft sports, aka pastel bro. It's difficult to become a curator of this aesthetic while also displaying the facets of the aesthetic, but we're here to help! While we wait for an NHL team to come out with a lavender ombré jersey, let's look at some of the best aesthetics for your Bro who isn't that into hockey, but still wants to be stylin'.
May 9, 2015
Welcome back to FOGSquad! We have a fun, exciting article for you today. Have you ever seen a hockey reporter come across your timeline and you think, "Oh my god, I wanna punch this *********** right in their face?" Of course you have! We have all felt that feeling. However, you should know that there are some people you just shouldn't fight. We've compiled a good list of hockey writers and reporters in an attempt to help you decide which one you should and shouldn't fight.
April 26, 2015
Yikes! This season has seen a lot of hockey players arriving late to practice. What is it about 2014-2015? Electrical disturbances shutting down alarm clocks? A distaste for breakfast foods? A strange overpopulation of crows? Overwhelming, soul-crushing ennui? Any of those are completely valid reasons for missing a day of work or school if you're a normal person, but we all know that hockey players are above things like social responsibilities and the "law."
Anyways, we've compiled a list of ways that any hockey player could be late to practice. If you aren't a hockey player, imagine you are! If that's difficult, here's a tip: imagine you have a lot more money and a lot more leeway than you have ever had in your entire life. Phew, that should get you in the mindset!
Anyways, we've compiled a list of ways that any hockey player could be late to practice. If you aren't a hockey player, imagine you are! If that's difficult, here's a tip: imagine you have a lot more money and a lot more leeway than you have ever had in your entire life. Phew, that should get you in the mindset!
April 23, 2015
We're right in the thick of playoffs! Hopefully your team (or the team you're desperately hoping will destroy that one team you dislike so much you want nothing more than to watch them crash and burn) is still hanging on. Here's a question, though: do you know what your horoscope for the day is? You might wanna take a look!
April 15, 2015
For quite a few teams in the NHL, locker clean out day is probably the worst day of the season. It's the day you leave an unfulfilled season behind. It's the day that, for many players, equals a summer of worry about where they'll be for the next season. However, for all NHL players, locker clean out day is a day to find things you never thought you'd see again. We went behind the scenes and found several objects that your favorite hockey players found on clean out day.
April 12, 2015
It's summer! I've got my snapback on and I'm ready to fuckin' party. The playoffs have come around once again, and you're either gazing for hours out the window, preparing for the worst, or have shed all human emotions. The Squad decided to have a little fun with the bracket, as both of our teams have been kicked out of the playoffs. Who do we think will win the Stanley Cup? Read on to find out!
April 8, 2015
69, a number so nice, our own mcoles69 uses it in her screen name. While spending time thinking about how nice the number 69 is, I came up with a question. Who are the greatest NHL players to ever be picked 69th in the NHL Entry Draft? Surely the nicest number would be graced with the nicest players to ever play in the National Hockey League. Well, unfortunately, most of the best players are picked in places like #1 or #2, but luckily for us, there were enough real hockey players to let me make this list: the top 10 hockey players who were picked 69th overall in the NHL Entry Draft.
April 1, 2015
March 31, 2015
Have you ever wondered who you would be if you were a hockey player? Take the following Fake Or Gay endorsed quiz to find out!
March 16, 2015
You might already know that many hockey players, such as Brandon Sutter or Max Domi, come from hockey families. However, did you know that some players also have interesting stories of their births? You may not know a lot of them, but fear not: Fake Or Gay is here for you! We've compiled a few of the stories that we find the most interesting, and that we think you might find interesting, too!
March 15, 2015
TYLER SEGUIN AND JAMIE BENN'S OFFICIAL BROMANCE FAKE OR GAY RATING...
GAY
March 10, 2015
Have you ever felt like staring into the abyss? Have you ever desired nothing more than to sink into the pits of the earth? Have you ever felt as if your very soul is filled with ennui? Well, we have the article for you. This is a list, carefully compiled by yours truly, of the best places to go to when you hate yourself. They also happen to be arenas, so you can watch hockey and slide deeper into oblivion!
March 7, 2015
Hockey players love Drake. Drake loves hockey players. It only made sense for your favorite Drake-loving Fake Or Gay founder Conrad to create an article featuring Drake lyrics on top of pictures of hockey players. Really, what did you expect?
March 5, 2015
This is a short list of things that Tyler Toffoli looks like, as compiled by both members of Fake Or Gay.
March 4, 2015
Hello, and welcome back to Fake Or Gay. Today, we'd like to present an article that one of our founding members is exceedingly proud of. As you may know, there are multiple hockey players who, as veterans, are those who younger players look up to. What you may not know, however, is that these veteran players are not only role models for young players, but role models for all of us. You don't need to tell us about these hockey players you secretly keep framed photos of in the locked bottom drawer of your desk. It's alright. Everyone knows already.
March 3, 2015
This post speaks for itself.
March 2, 2015
We here at Fake Or Gay would like to apologize for our tardiness on this post. We hope you can understand that we needed our time to mourn. It has been several months since the departure of Michael Richards to the Los Angeles Kings' farm team, the Manchester Monarchs. This fall from glory was expected, but surprising all the same. However, we do not intend to keep you from our eulogy with minor background details that you are already aware of. Without further ado, our eulogy.
March 1, 2015
The trade deadline, much like the inevitability of death, is creeping up on us.
Keep checking back to this post for more breaking trade news as they occur!
Keep checking back to this post for more breaking trade news as they occur!
February 28, 2015
Friend of the blog Connor was so gracious as to compile today's Fake Or Gay post. All the artwork was done by Conrad, though, so what did Connor really do? Anyways, take it away, Connor.
February 26, 2015
Jaromir Jagr was traded to the Florida Panther today. In honor of his retirement, Fake Or Gay presents: 43 Players You Won't Believe Are Younger Than Jaromir Jagr. Warning: this article may shock you!
February 24, 2015
Hello, and welcome back to your favorite niche hockey blog, Fake or Gay! It's been a while since our last post, but we're right on back with coverage of the only important thing to have happened in hockey since the beginning of time: The Stadium Series at Santa Clara, California. This isn't going to be big on Fake or Gay vibes, but hopefully you'll enjoy this write-up of the event.