Have you ever wondered what kind of dog your favourite team is? Here you go, unless your favourite team plays in the eastern conference:

it was 3-0 5-1

Apparently something like a "regular season ice hockey game" happened last Wednesday at approximately 8 PM PST, but I was too busy "exercising" and "being at an ice hockey practice" and "failing to score a goal unless it was a garbage goal" to watch. However, I will recap this game as best as I possibly can.