Have you ever felt like staring into the abyss? Have you ever desired nothing more than to sink into the pits of the earth? Have you ever felt as if your very soul is filled with ennui? Well, we have the article for you. This is a list, carefully compiled by yours truly, of the best places to go to when you hate yourself. They also happen to be arenas, so you can watch hockey and slide deeper into oblivion!