Have you ever wondered how these retired hockey players stay lean even after their careers ended? Read on to find out!
"I don't know. I kind of just eat what I want. You only live once, right? That's what the kids are saying nowadays. Food should be an enjoyable experience. So enjoy it!" —Mark Messier
"Eggs, bacon, pancakes, and two cups of coffee with plenty of creamer for breakfast. A club sandwich, french fries, and three bottled Coca-Colas for lunch. Surf and turf with a bottle of red wine at my favorite steak house for dinner. Every single day. Oh, sometimes I'll change it up. You have to have some excitement in your life, right? A barbecued tri-tip sandwich with potato salad. Or a pork chop with garlic mashed potatoes. Now, my doctor says this isn't actually a good diet, but of all the things to explain, the hardest has to be the black hole in my stomach. Yup, just a little black hole. I'm quite proud of it, honestly. It's entirely possible that it'll spiral out of control and consume the entire universe, but it's a good way to keep this trim figure." —Mats Sundin
"I consume the soul of every single first round draft pick selected by the Edmonton Oilers." —Wayne Gretzky
"Spaghetti. I eat three bowls of plain spaghetti every single day. Every twirled fork of spaghetti takes exactly two minutes and three seconds to get right before it enters my mouth. I have consumed hundreds—no, thousands of pounds of spaghetti. I have no choice but to eat spaghetti. Eating any other substance causes me to phase in and out of this universe. If you knew what I have seen—no, I would not wish that on anyone. I will tell you: I am afraid of what I have seen. I will continue to eat spaghetti, twirling my fork for two minutes and three seconds every single bite, until I can close my eyes without the fear rising like darkness, like my fork lifting the perfect twirl of spaghetti." —Luc Robitaille
"It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I—if people stop remembering me, I don't exist. I stop existing. I need to—please. Please god, just remind everyone I'm here. Remember me! Please! No—" —█████ ███████
"My wife showed me this juice cleanse and I really enjoyed it, so that's all I eat now. Just hundreds upon thousands of bottles of juice cleanse. My wife begs me to stop, to eat a meal, but I keep drinking this juice. Apparently you're only supposed to drink one a day, but I'm sure it's no problem if I have more than that, right? If I can be honest with you, I don't know how to stop. If you'll excuse me, I need to drink again." —Martin Brodeur
"I don't know. I kind of just eat what I want. You only live once, right? That's what the kids are saying nowadays. Food should be an enjoyable experience. So enjoy it!" —Mark Messier
"Eggs, bacon, pancakes, and two cups of coffee with plenty of creamer for breakfast. A club sandwich, french fries, and three bottled Coca-Colas for lunch. Surf and turf with a bottle of red wine at my favorite steak house for dinner. Every single day. Oh, sometimes I'll change it up. You have to have some excitement in your life, right? A barbecued tri-tip sandwich with potato salad. Or a pork chop with garlic mashed potatoes. Now, my doctor says this isn't actually a good diet, but of all the things to explain, the hardest has to be the black hole in my stomach. Yup, just a little black hole. I'm quite proud of it, honestly. It's entirely possible that it'll spiral out of control and consume the entire universe, but it's a good way to keep this trim figure." —Mats Sundin
"I consume the soul of every single first round draft pick selected by the Edmonton Oilers." —Wayne Gretzky
"Spaghetti. I eat three bowls of plain spaghetti every single day. Every twirled fork of spaghetti takes exactly two minutes and three seconds to get right before it enters my mouth. I have consumed hundreds—no, thousands of pounds of spaghetti. I have no choice but to eat spaghetti. Eating any other substance causes me to phase in and out of this universe. If you knew what I have seen—no, I would not wish that on anyone. I will tell you: I am afraid of what I have seen. I will continue to eat spaghetti, twirling my fork for two minutes and three seconds every single bite, until I can close my eyes without the fear rising like darkness, like my fork lifting the perfect twirl of spaghetti." —Luc Robitaille
"It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I—if people stop remembering me, I don't exist. I stop existing. I need to—please. Please god, just remind everyone I'm here. Remember me! Please! No—" —█████ ███████
"My wife showed me this juice cleanse and I really enjoyed it, so that's all I eat now. Just hundreds upon thousands of bottles of juice cleanse. My wife begs me to stop, to eat a meal, but I keep drinking this juice. Apparently you're only supposed to drink one a day, but I'm sure it's no problem if I have more than that, right? If I can be honest with you, I don't know how to stop. If you'll excuse me, I need to drink again." —Martin Brodeur
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