What If You Were An NHL Player?

Have you ever wondered who you would be if you were a hockey player? Take the following Fake Or Gay endorsed quiz to find out!

Your first name would be (take the first letter of your first name):

A—Alex	J—Jonathan	S—Steven
B—Brandon	K—Kyle	T—Tyler
C—Curtis	L—Brian	U—Jordan
D—Darryl	M—Michael	V—Evgeni
E—Eric	N—Nicholas	W—William
F—Marc-Andre	O—Thomas	X—Chad
G—John	P—Patrick	Y—Jeff
H—Antti	Q—Joseph	Z—Pierre-Edouard
I—Jack	R—Ryan

Your last name would be (take the first letter of your last name):

A—Taylor	J—Johnson	S—Tyler
B—Babcock	K—Karlsson	T—Thornton
C—Campbell	L—Kane	U—Smith
D—David	M—Miller	V—Van Riemsdyk
E—Backstrom	N—Neuvirth	W—Wilson
F—Fleury	O—Staal	X—McNabb
G—Grabner	P—Pouliot	Y—Sheppard
H—Murray	Q—Ryan	Z—Sutter
I—Brown	R—Richards

You would have a tattoo of (take the last letter of your first name):

A—"Asian-inspired" art	J—Jaromir Jagr	S—Stanley Cup win date
B—Your childrens' names	K—Your best friend's number	T—Something "tribal"
C—Canadian flag	L—A mistake	U—United States flag
D—Dragon	M—Maple leaf	V—Childhood hockey-playing hero
E—Eagle	N—Something nautical	W—Family crest
F—Family tree	O—Olympic rings	X—Mandarin crest that does not mean what the tattoo artist said it means
G—Greek god	P—OVO prayer hands	Y—Your own last name
H—Crossed hockey sticks	Q—Bible quote	Z—Country music lyrics
I—Logo of your junior team	R—Ex-girlfriend's name

On your (take the last letter of your last name):

A—Ass	J—Along spine	S—Shoulder blade
B—Left bicep	K—Lower back	T—Thigh
C—Entire chest	L—Calf	U—Upper back
D—Inner wrist	M—Foot	V—Right ribs
E—Behind your ear	N—Neck	W—Wrist
F—Right forearm	O—Over heart	X—One pec
G—Left ribs	P—Left forearm	Y—Stomach
H—Hip	Q—Sternum	Z—Ring finger
I—Inner lip	R—Ribs (both sides)

If you weren’t a hockey player, you would be (take the second to last letter of your first name):

A—Farmer	J—Bouncer	S—Farmer
B—Baseball player	K—Farmer	T—Abecrombie greeter
C—Coach	L—Lacrosse player	U—"Working for the family"
D—Farmer	M—Farmer	V—Guitarist
E—Equipment manager	N—Investment banker	W—Farmer
F—Farmer	O—Mechanic	X—Waiter
G—Gym teacher	P—Insurance claims adjuster	Y—Farmer
H—Clerk at clothing store	Q—Farmer	Z—Zamboni driver
I—Construction worker	R—Referee

Wow! How fun and exciting! If you're interested, Conrad would be Curtis Thornton with a tattoo of a dragon on their inner lip, and they would be a farmer. Marissa, on the other hand, would be Michael Campbell and have a tattoo of "Asian-inspired" art on her neck, and she would be a farmer too!