Hockey players love Drake. Drake loves hockey players. It only made sense for your favorite Drake-loving Fake Or Gay founder Conrad to create an article featuring Drake lyrics on top of pictures of hockey players. Really, what did you expect?

This is a short list of things that Tyler Toffoli looks like, as compiled by both members of Fake Or Gay.

Hello, and welcome back to Fake Or Gay. Today, we'd like to present an article that one of our founding members is exceedingly proud of. As you may know, there are multiple hockey players who, as veterans, are those who younger players look up to. What you may not know, however, is that these veteran players are not only role models for young players, but role models for all of us. You don't need to tell us about these hockey players you secretly keep framed photos of in the locked bottom drawer of your desk. It's alright. Everyone knows already.

This post speaks for itself.

We here at Fake Or Gay would like to apologize for our tardiness on this post. We hope you can understand that we needed our time to mourn. It has been several months since the departure of Michael Richards to the Los Angeles Kings' farm team, the Manchester Monarchs. This fall from glory was expected, but surprising all the same. However, we do not intend to keep you from our eulogy with minor background details that you are already aware of. Without further ado, our eulogy.

The trade deadline, much like the inevitability of death, is creeping up on us.

Keep checking back to this post for more breaking trade news as they occur!