20 Facts About Some NHL Players That You Cannot Prove The Falsehood Of

Exciting times at FOGSquad headquarters. Here are some amazing facts that your favorite pseudojournalists/Kevin Kurz enthusiasts* have gathered!

1. Joe Thornton's beard grows from clean-shaven to "Santa Claus" in 46 days

2. Jack Eichel can go Super Saiyan

3. Alex Ovechkin can turn both knees 180 degrees

4. John Tavares accidentally superglued his hand to the blade of his stick once

5. Jamie Benn can partially transform into a cow, but only his limbs morph into cow appendages

6. Contrary to popular belief, Steve Yzerman did not eat 60 Hostess Twinkies in one sitting as part of a 1996 bet; rather, he ate 60 Hostess Snowballs

7. Jonathan Toews skins small woodland animals for fun

8. Cam Fowler's real name is actually Sam Fowler; an attendant at his first peewee tournament took down his name as "Cam" and Fowler was too shy to correct them

9. Jason Demers once got lost in the Montreal IKEA for over twelve hours

10. James Neal styles his hair with Kerrygold natural Irish butter

11. Daniel Sedin and Henrik Sedin switched spots as a prank in 1989; no one has figured out that each sibling is actually the other

12. Brian Campbell once ate an entire ball python alive

13. Steven Stamkos bathes in Yoplait strawberry yogurt every six hours

14. Aaron Ekblad has a portrait of himself growing younger in the attic of his Windsor, Ontario family home 

15. Martin Jones can move each eye independently, just like a chameleon can

16.  Shea Weber has been crocheting holiday-themed sweaters for his dogs since 2004

17. PK Subban uses over 700 sheet masks a year; that's more than two sheet masks a day

18. TJ Oshie plays for the Washington Capitals

19. Tyler Toffoli has called Jeff Carter "dad" by accident so many times that no one questions it when Toffoli asks "Dad, can you pass the salt?" at a team dinner

20. Boone Jenner is a 44 year old father of three

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*As long as you mean "True Haters" when you say enthusiasts.