it was 3-0 5-1

Apparently something like a "regular season ice hockey game" happened last Wednesday at approximately 8 PM PST, but I was too busy "exercising" and "being at an ice hockey practice" and "failing to score a goal unless it was a garbage goal" to watch. However, I will recap this game as best as I possibly can.

Hello, and welcome back to your favorite niche hockey blog, Fake or Gay! It's been a while since our last post, but we're right on back with coverage of the only important thing to have happened in hockey since the beginning of time: The Stadium Series at Santa Clara, California. This isn't going to be big on Fake or Gay vibes, but hopefully you'll enjoy this write-up of the event.

it was 3-0 4-0

Was this a regression? What does regression mean? I see a lot of bloggers using that word, and if it’s negative and being used around Mike Richards, then it’s probably true.

Other blogs will be writing obituaries for Mike Richards’ talent this offseason, completely missing the biggest “RIP” of the entire year.