Yikes! This season has seen a lot of hockey players arriving late to practice. What is it about 2014-2015? Electrical disturbances shutting down alarm clocks? A distaste for breakfast foods? A strange overpopulation of crows? Overwhelming, soul-crushing ennui? Any of those are completely valid reasons for missing a day of work or school if you're a normal person, but we all know that hockey players are above things like social responsibilities and the "law."

Anyways, we've compiled a list of ways that any hockey player could be late to practice. If you aren't a hockey player, imagine you are! If that's difficult, here's a tip: imagine you have a lot more money and a lot more leeway than you have ever had in your entire life. Phew, that should get you in the mindset!