43 Players You WON'T BELIEVE Are Younger Than Jaromir Jagr - FOGSQUAD

February 26, 2015

43 Players You WON'T BELIEVE Are Younger Than Jaromir Jagr

Jaromir Jagr was traded to the Florida Panther today. In honor of his retirement, Fake Or Gay presents: 43 Players You Won't Believe Are Younger Than Jaromir Jagr. Warning: this article may shock you!

1. Jack Eichel—Jack Eichel is 18 years old.
2. Connor McDavid—Connor McDavid is 18 years old.
3. Patrick Kane—Patrick Kane is like, 40 years old or something.
4. Steven Stamkos—Steven Stamkos is 25 years old.
5. Johnny Gaudreau—Johnny Gaudreau is 21 years old.
6. Tomas Hertl—Tomas Hertl only looks 12 years old. He is actually 21 years of age.
7. Amanda Kessel—Amanda Kessel is 23 years old.
8. Cory Schneider—Cory Schneider is 28 years old.
9. Robyn Regehr—Robyn Regehr who looks like a serial killer is 34 years old.
10. Kyle Okposo—Kyle Okposo is 26 years old.
11. Eric Staal, Jordan Staal, Marc Staal, Jeff Skinner—The Staals are between 22 and 30 years of age.
12. Shea Weber—Shea Weber is 29 years old.
13. Aaron Ekblad—Aaron Ekblad is 19 years old. He also bakes cookies.
14. David Clarkson—David Clarkson is 30 years old as old as time itself
15. Jordie Benn—Jordie  Benn is 27 years old.
16. Michael Chaput—Michael Chaput is 22 years old.
17. Clarke MacArthur—Clarke MacArthur is 29 years old.
18. Tyrell Goulbourne—Tyrell Goulbourne is 21 years old.
19. Joe Thornton—Joe Thornton is 35 years old.
20. Hilary Knight—Hilary Knight is 24 years old.
21. PK Subban—PK Subban is 25 years old.
22. Nail Yakupov—Nail Yakupov is apparently 21 years old, which I sincerely doubt.
23. Lucas Lessio—Lucas Lessio is 22 years old.
24. Bird Marchand—Brad Marchand is 26 years old.
25. Mats Zuccarello—Mats Zuccarello is 27 years old.
26. Matt Nieto—Matt Nieto is 22 years old.
27. Martin St. Louis—Martin St. Louis is 39 years old.
28. Patweet Bergeron—Patweet Bergeron is 29 years old.
29. John Tavares—John Tavares is 24 years old.
30. Roman Josi—Roman Josi is 24 years old.
31. Julie Chu—Julie Chu is 32 years old.
32. Brian Boyle—Brian Boyle is 30 years old.
33. Mike Smith—Mike Smith is 32 years old.
34. Marian Hossa— Marian Hossa is 36 years old.
35. Roberto Luongo—Roberto Luongo is 35 years old.
36. Jonathan Huberdeau—Jonathan Huberdeau is 21 years old.
37. Marcus Foligno—Marcus Foligno is 23 years old.
38. Blake Bolden—Blake Bolden is 23 years old.
39. Erik Karlsson—Erik Karlsson is 24 years old.
40. Emerson Etem—Emerson Etem is 22 years old.
41. Boone Jenner—Boone Jenner only looks like a 40 year old father with a midlife crisis. He is, in fact, 21 years old.
42. Sidney Crosby—Sidney Crosby is 27 years old.
43. Wayne Simmonds—Wayne Simmonds is 26 years old.

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