Remember Sam Gagner? You know: short, kinda looked like an elf, played for the Oilers for a few years? Yeah, that guy. Well, we have some bad news about him.

You may remember that at some point during the 2013-2014 season, Roberto Luongo was traded to the Florida Panthers for a bag of peanuts and a small, lime green trashcan. This rather a-🌴-ing event was a Huge Part of the Season, but let's go ahead and skip over that, because there's one thing that's more important than that trade while still also being sort of related to that trade, and that's Eddie Lack.

Can you review trash? Like, is that a thing? Can I rate trash from one to ten on a level of trashiness? Are there sanitation websites that are entirely centered around reviewing the quality of trash?

There's really only one question you can ask when it comes to Ryan Kesler.