Other blogs will be writing obituaries for Mike Richards’ talent this offseason, completely missing the biggest “RIP” of the entire year.
This, of course, is Mike Richards’ attractiveness.
What happened, Mike?
He’s gone down from a “will do” to a “maybe on cocaine do”, the complete opposite of the transition Jeff Carter undertook. And it’s shocking. Why isn’t SportsCenter talking about this? Forget Lebron. They should be broadcasting 24/7 on why Mike Richards now looks like a human crab apple.
Why has this happened? Maybe we’ll never know for sure. Maybe he’s been hanging around Darryl Sutter too much. Maybe Jeff Carter was tired of being the ugly one and consulted a witch doctor. idk
[CTSAI666 ETA 7/10/14 12:53 AM] Mike Richards was Icarus in Philly but he flew too close to the sun and his wings melted and he crashed and burned… Jeff Carter is Daedalus and he cried all the way to LA but then he was like “I guess I’m cool with this”
[MCOLES69 ETA 7/10/14 12:57 AM] ya basically
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