10 Date Ideas For Hockey-Loving Couples

Are you an NHL fan? Having trouble thinking of things to do with the possible love of your life? FOGSquad's got you covered with ten lovely date ideas for you. Read on to find out!

1. Feed each other s'mores made with marshmallows roasted over a bonfire of Dallas Stars jerseys.

2. Take your partner to a hockey game and kiss them when you appear on the kiss cam. Just kidding, you're gay and because your relationship isn't heteronormative straight people can't tell you're in love with your partner of four years. They put two straight men on the kiss cam for laughs instead.

3. Buy second-hand jerseys off eBay together because you'd rather see your money go to a forty year old divorced father living in Florida than the NHL.

4. Travel to New York City to see the sights and throw an entire carton's worth of eggs at the NHL corporate office headquarters. Bond over being detained by the NYPD together.

5. Tuck Sam Gagner into bed between you and your partner, nestled in the down comforter. He's safe now.

6. Breathe in some fresh air on a walk and challenge the very first person you see wearing a Blackhawks logo to a pistol duel. Your lover will kindly drop the handkerchief to signal when to fire.

7. Create a summoning circle for your team's playoff chances and sacrifice your lover in the middle of it. It's the only way.

8. Bring a photo of Patrick Kane to your local bar and tape it to the dartboard for a fun night of drinking and throwing sharp objects at the receding hairline of a goblin.

9. Turn off the game on TV. You and your partner can be doing better things such as: watching literally anything else.

10. Matter of fact, just unsubscribe from NBCSN and NHL.tv and live the lives you've always wanted.

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