goon liveblog

Hey everyone, and welcome back to Fake or Gay! Marissa and I here at this powerful blog are fans of the Jay Baruchel film Goon. The two of us have watched it separately, but never together. We decided to amend that. I hope you're expecting a Goon liveblog!


...Because this is not that. See, Marissa and I were watching Goon, but then she got distracted by Tinder and I got distracted by ModCloth. We had a pretty decent dialogue going on and film stills screenshotted for the liveblog, but it wasn't up to Fake or Gay par.

Then this happened.

This is All Hail King Julien, the Netflix original series based off of the lemur characters from the 2005 animated film Madagascar.

Please enjoy our liveblog.

[2:31:40 AM] c tsai: maurice is so ooc

[2:32:16 AM] m coleman: OOC

[2:32:21 AM] m coleman: unrealistic

[2:32:24 AM] c tsai: FUCK

[2:32:27 AM] c tsai: THIS IS THE SCENE FROM THE MATRIX

[2:33:32 AM] c tsai: why does he have a keytar

[2:32:55 AM] c tsai: do monkeys know what time is

[2:33:15 AM] m coleman: do they understand the concept of government

[2:33:34 AM] c tsai: i haet this

[2:34:17 AM] m coleman: holy forhead

[2:34:17 AM] c tsai: the voice of this guy is the lawyer from arrested development

[2:34:38 AM] c tsai: ok

[2:34:39 AM] c tsai: that just got dark

[2:34:43 AM] c tsai: really fast

[2:34:51 AM] m coleman: HAVE THEY HEARD MY PATHETIC BEGGING - mE

[2:35:09 AM] c tsai: i hate this i really haite this

[2:35:27 AM] m coleman: suitcases?

[2:35:40 AM] m coleman: THE SKELETON IN THE BACKGROUHD

[2:36:49 AM] m coleman: this is literally u

[2:37:06 AM] m coleman: H MY GOD

[2:37:09 AM] m coleman: DID YOU HEAR THAT

[2:37:18 AM] m coleman: im CRYING

[2:37:49 AM] c tsai: what the fuck

[2:37:55 AM] c tsai: THIS IS SO DARK

[2:39:03 AM] m coleman: THEYRE WOMAN

[2:39:06 AM] m coleman: RAPE CULTURE

[2:40:22 AM] c tsai: ME

[2:40:36 AM] m coleman: follow concussion pro tocol

[2:40:50 AM] c tsai: i literally hate this

[2:42:39 AM] c tsai: is this for children

[2:42:46 AM] m coleman: who is the market for this

[2:42:56 AM] c tsai: WHO made this

[2:45:55 AM] rum ham: wtf

[2:46:02 AM] rum ham: is this a sex thing

[2:46:19 AM] c tsai: he is DISTRACTING THE FOOSAS WITH SEX TECHNIQUES

[2:46:49 AM] m coleman: this is the first epsidoe

[2:47:01 AM] c tsai: there are rfive episodes

[2:49:11 AM] c tsai: i literally hate this

[2:49:25 AM] m coleman: TINGLY

[2:49:27 AM] c tsai: NO

[2:49:28 AM] c tsai: I HATE THIS

[2:49:31 AM] c tsai: THIS IS DUSGISTING

[2:49:41 AM] m coleman: its like a bad fan fiction but real

[2:49:53 AM] c tsai: soemoen made this

[2:50:03 AM] m coleman: [I Like To Move It Continues]

[2:50:11 AM] c tsai: WHY

[2:50:13 AM] c tsai: WHY DO THEY DO THIS

[2:50:28 AM] c tsai: mort has a foot fetish

[2:50:57 AM] c tsai: i'm so

[2:51:04 AM] c tsai: i'm going to go lie down after this

[2:51:11 AM] m coleman: for FORTY MINUTES

[2:51:11 AM] m coleman: no

[2:51:14 AM] m coleman: AN HOUR

[2:53:13 AM] c tsai: why is this so fucking dark

[2:53:26 AM] m coleman: it should have been darker

[2:53:28 AM] m coleman: but who

[2:53:28 AM] m coleman: is this

[2:53:33 AM] c tsai: who thought this was a good idea

[2:53:33 AM] m coleman: marketed to

[2:53:36 AM] m coleman: kids? no

[2:53:40 AM] m coleman: teens? no

[2:53:42 AM] m coleman: adults? no

There are five episodes of this hell