Welcome to the Stanley Cup Finals, NHL fans! Some of you may have lost your team along the way, whether they lost in the playoffs or missed the playoffs entirely. You may be considering rooting for one of the two teams currently in the Finals, but how do you choose who? Have no fear! FOGSquad is here to help. Here are our perspectives.

Welcome to the Western Conference Finals, Sharks fans! This has been a long time coming, both the Sharks' arrival in the third round and this article.

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Apparently something like a "regular season ice hockey game" happened last Wednesday at approximately 8 PM PST, but I was too busy "exercising" and "being at an ice hockey practice" and "failing to score a goal unless it was a garbage goal" to watch. However, I will recap this game as best as I possibly can.

In preparation for the upcoming 2015-16 season, FOGSquad will post a season primer of every NHL team every other day until the beginning of the season on October 7th. This is thus part four of a thirty part series. We hope you enjoy!

Have you ever wondered who on the San Jose Sharks is the most skilled? Boring, right? Well, how about the most dadly? Got your attention now, don't I?

Hello, and welcome back to your favorite niche hockey blog, Fake or Gay! It's been a while since our last post, but we're right on back with coverage of the only important thing to have happened in hockey since the beginning of time: The Stadium Series at Santa Clara, California. This isn't going to be big on Fake or Gay vibes, but hopefully you'll enjoy this write-up of the event.

I have decided for the good of the Earth that there must be a post comparing pictures of dogs to players on the San Jose Sharks. So here we go.

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Was this a regression? What does regression mean? I see a lot of bloggers using that word, and if it’s negative and being used around Mike Richards, then it’s probably true.

Everyone, it's me—Anastasia. You may remember a post I made last week called Boobies: The John Tortora Argument. This is the follow-up post.

 Much like Usher's Confessions Part I and Part II, Part II is where the steamy gets steamier. I haven't slept more than five hours in three days. This is the result of that. Good luck.

Here at Fake Or Gay, we like to have our fun. We also like to talk about fun things, like Jonathan Quick's soft tummy and Joe Thornton's literally massive jockstrap and the one time Alex Galchenyuk got really hot in three years. We're two important, serious people who tell you guys about things that we think are important and serious.

There is one specific thing we would like to talk to you about today, and it’s not fun, but it's deathly important and serious. We speak of two words that strike fear into the hearts of men and women alike: ice girls.