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Was this a regression? What does regression mean? I see a lot of bloggers using that word, and if it’s negative and being used around Mike Richards, then it’s probably true.
I didn’t actually watch the game. Instead, I watched a re-run of Project Runway. And, I mean, all these bloggers are getting snatched up for their high-grade, in-depth analysis, so I’m just gonna throw my name in the hat??
OF COURSE, they start the episode off with Chris complaining about Gunnar. I mean, I’m not a fan of Gunnar and I’m pretty sure Chris is my favorite, but they need to stop making this rivalry try to happen?? They aren’t on the same level, style-wise, and I just think they have kept Gunnar on to this point for the drama tbh.
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Ok… first challenge… “Who’s good with their negotiation skills?” AND ALL OF THEM RAISE THEIR HANDS?
Don’t lie to Heidi Klum, guys. I’m pretty sure that’s considered a crime against humanity. The episode title is “Starving Artist” and I can feel it in my cold, hard bones that things are about to go terrible. And Ven (and probs Gunnar) is gonna be at the bottom of it. F*ck those guys.
Girl with dreadlocks who only knows how to makes men’s suits keeps complaining that she’s always on the chopping block. Even though she only knows how to make men’s suits, on a competition mainly focused on women’s dresses. Forget Gunnar, why is she still here?? Totally digging the quest to be a big named lesbian fashion designer, but the Project Runway talent just isn’t there.
CRAFT CHALLENGE!! NO BUDGET!!! FUNDRAISING!!
Alaina complains about sparkles. My reaction:
They have to make crafts to raise money, and that’s hella rad. New Yorkers are ready to stab people trying to talk to them, so having to deal with the designers in groups is gonna be a train wreck.
GUNNAR, CHRIS AND SANGIE ON THE SAME TEAM???
Randomly picked from the button bag MY ASS…. This team will either save the world or completely destroy it.
ALAINA IS PICKED ON THE TALL GUY’S TEAM AND ALL OF A SUDDEN ALL YOU CAN HEAR IS A VIOLIN SCREECHING…. HOW FITTING
Chris comments on how nice Gunnar is. However, his problem is that he can’t tell if Gunnar is being sincere or not. C’mon. Give it a break.
Dmitry and Alaina’s team completely f*cked up the shirts haha
They’re finally on the street, and this is going terrible.
People are randomly donating money because they are so sad looking. Alisha is attacking people to try to sell them a shirt. SOMEONE GAVE IN!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!! YOU’RE JUST FUELING THE FIRE
i feel like macklemore… $50 for a t-shirt…
holY SHIT… i mean… maybe that’s a business i can get myself into…
mediocre
Weird how the camera focused on them so much and they SUCKED??
oh SHIT dude… they have to make A COAT… this is the end of the world as we know it
personal update: i think my earring is infected. it’s swollen. it hurts f*Ck
Gunnar and Chris’s team didn’t use their time wisely. I could of predicted this three f*cking episodes ago!!!
Elena is arguing about lapels. I’m pretty sure I’ve spelled her name wrong previously. I mean, like, I’m sure some people admire the “it’s my style or the highway” logic, but it’s seemed to put her in the bottom more likely than not. Dmitry wants fringe, she wants no fringe, etc.
Apparently there is a difference between a coat and a jacket. Fun fact.
Congrats for sending the same dress out five challenges, Dmitry! A different color doesn’t change the fact that it’s the same damn silhouette.
Tim hates Ven’s skirt, and of course, Ven needs to emphasize the fact that it’s just an opinion, even tho when Ven normally like, circle jerks it whenever Tim hates the other guys stuff. Smdh.
“A twist to a trenchcoat”… no, it’s a regular looking trench coat, dude
“TO KILL THE WITCH WE NEED A SILVER BULLET AND WOODEN STAKE”
uh no that’s how to kill a werewolf and a vampire, respectively. get ur facts straight, dmitry
i can’t believe these losers. i just cant
keep trying to sell me stuff, project runway.
Elena is being a super bitch. I wish I could take a good screenshot of her crazy face, but it’s really something you need to see in motion.
holy shit heidi… that dress/hair combo is TERRIBLE. how fitting for a runway show. I’m surprised nina garcia or michael kors didn’t tackle you on your way out.
apparently literally everyone took fall coat to mean “something that looked like it would fit better on a confederate soldier”
gunnar’s team wins!! they were either gonna fall apart or rise above, and it was nice to see some literally cute dresses out there.
she’s gonna tear apart elena’s team, js.
i would totally wear that trench if the sleeves weren’t like, terrible.
chris picks gunnar as the winner! gunnar picks himself! sanjay picks herself! a beautiful story told in three sentences
CATFIGHT ON THE RUNWAY
michael kors is laughing really hard… i relate with that so much. elena calls out dmitry for making only dresses. f*cking NINA GARCIA calls out elena for only making shitty coats. i love this
the judges are literally arguing with elena. that’s when you know you hit rock bottom
ALICIA JUST SIDED WITH ELENA!! possibly aligning herself for an inevitable war
can’t believe this
michael kors is brutal today… someone must of pissed in his handbag
this morning how is this the worst out of the three?? it should be second. goddammit heidi
ven’s skirt was the best, but whatever. thanks tim. i know i complained about ven fighting against it
“pick the person who contributed the least”
ITS VEN BECAUSE THEY REPLACED THE SKIRT!!! NO ONE WILL SAY THAT BECAUSE HES SO TALENTED F*CK IM FEELING F*CKED UP FEELINGS ABOUT THIS
they should of kept vens skirt rest in pieces
“that coat looks like it was sewn with her feet” goddammit michael kors… i love you and ur overpriced handbags
alisha should go home. I’m calling it
sanjay wins!! the boys are upset but her earrings are A+ so shut the f*ck up u losers
is she… wearing a denim jumpsuit? fabio is wearing a skirt but thats kind of his M.O>
alisha is gone… called it losers
“i had so much to show!” what, more ill-fitting pants? bye
I hope this game isn’t indicative of the whole season, you guys. Keep your heads up. It’s a long season out there.
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