Here at Fake Or Gay, we like to have our fun. We also like to talk about fun things, like Jonathan Quick's soft tummy and Joe Thornton's literally massive jockstrap and the one time Alex Galchenyuk got really hot in three years. We're two important, serious people who tell you guys about things that we think are important and serious.

There is one specific thing we would like to talk to you about today, and it’s not fun, but it's deathly important and serious. We speak of two words that strike fear into the hearts of men and women alike: ice girls.