Welcome back to a brand new season of NHL hockey! Fake or Gay has returned (maybe) from a short break to talk to you, once again, about hockey and other hockey related things. We've got some big plans for this season (no we don't). We'll make you laugh! We'll make you cry! We'll pat your back in commiseration as your team loses because of poor managerial decisions!

But first, here are some things that happened during the off-season...