Welcome back to a brand new season of NHL hockey! Fake or Gay has returned (maybe) from a short break to talk to you, once again, about hockey and other hockey related things. We've got some big plans for this season (no we don't). We'll make you laugh! We'll make you cry! We'll pat your back in commiseration as your team loses because of poor managerial decisions!
But first, here are some things that happened during the off-season...
- PK Subban admitted to farting in front of the opposing team's net. Thank god for PK Subban.
- Approximately fourteen players were, unfortunately, recruited into the Injured Reserve. It has never been easy to see our players leave us like this, especially before October. We ask that, if you have the resources, you send our beloved Injured Reservers whatever you can: items like batteries, canned foods, and even letters of optimism, can really help them in their time of need. We grieve for them and hope they come home.
- President Barack Obama seized the Stanley Cup from Los Angeles Kings, citing "terrorist proclivities." The current status of the Los Angeles Kings' champion status is unknown.
- There were also a lot of bad decisions.
- Tyler Seguin adopted a black Labrador puppy and named him Cash. Or Midnight. Either way it's a dumb name.
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