Hockey players love Drake. Drake loves hockey players. It only made sense for your favorite Drake-loving Fake Or Gay founder Conrad to create an article featuring Drake lyrics on top of pictures of hockey players. Really, what did you expect?

We here at Fake Or Gay would like to apologize for our tardiness on this post. We hope you can understand that we needed our time to mourn. It has been several months since the departure of Michael Richards to the Los Angeles Kings' farm team, the Manchester Monarchs. This fall from glory was expected, but surprising all the same. However, we do not intend to keep you from our eulogy with minor background details that you are already aware of. Without further ado, our eulogy.

[EDIT CTSAI666 8/7/14 6:05 AM] Let the record show that I do not condone this