Hello, and welcome back to Fake Or Gay. Today, we'd like to present an article that one of our founding members is exceedingly proud of. As you may know, there are multiple hockey players who, as veterans, are those who younger players look up to. What you may not know, however, is that these veteran players are not only role models for young players, but role models for all of us. You don't need to tell us about these hockey players you secretly keep framed photos of in the locked bottom drawer of your desk. It's alright. Everyone knows already.

Jaromir Jagr was traded to the Florida Panther today. In honor of his retirement, Fake Or Gay presents: 43 Players You Won't Believe Are Younger Than Jaromir Jagr. Warning: this article may shock you!