The NHL As Episodes of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Friend of the blog Connor was so gracious as to compile today's Fake Or Gay post. All the artwork was done by Conrad, though, so what did Connor really do? Anyways, take it away, Connor.

Yesterday, as I was passing through my Twitter dot com feed, tweeting hot takes about the Leafs, I saw a tweet by the venerable Conrad, that read:

nhl players as episodes of it's always sunny in philadephia
— conrad (@atrodorsus) February 26, 2015

 Immediately, the tweets came swarming in, and I’d be remiss in my duties to Fake or Gay, and the FOGsquad, if I didn’t compile the best jokes surrounding this premise, and my own, which you’ll probably be able to find due to their relative lack of quality.

"The Great Hairline Recession"

"The Gang Finds Corey Perry"

"Pavelski Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass"

"Dwight is a Serial Killer"

"The Stanley Cup Defense"

"Mike and Carter Break Up"

"The Sharks Try Desperately to Win an Award"

"The Leafs Recycle Their Trash"

"The S.E.G.U.I.N. System"

"The Oilers Get Extreme: Home Makeover Edition"

"The Ducks Get Quarantined"

"Maxime Lapierre: King of the Rats"

"Doughty Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender"

"Taylor Hall Buys a Boat"

"Jaromir Jagr: An Erotic Life"

"Benn and Seguin: White Trash"

"The Arizona Coyotes Go On Welfare"

"The Kings Exploit A Miracle"

"Frank Sets Wild Wing on Fire"

"NBC Reignites the Rivalry"

"The Rockies Go to the Jersey Shore"


"Lu Pooped the Bed?

So there you have it, a terrible attempt by myself, and valiant efforts by others to make jokes about professional hockey players based on a great show that’s currently showing on FX.

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Thanks for contributing, Connor! And thanks to everyone who contributed to this post as a whole. Have a great day!